Ryan Shattuck's Writing Samples

I've written for a variety of publications, including BuzzFeed, Medium, and Splitsider
My most popular essays:
"Secret Starbucks Drink Combinations"
&
"A Man Who Just Woke Up from a 24-Year Coma Reviews ‘Jurassic World’"
Contact: ryanshattuck@gmail.com

BuzzFeed: "30 Facts You Probably Didn't Know About Minions"

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Published July 8th, 2015

Medium: "An Open Letter to the Mad Scientist Who Amputated My Hands and Replaced Them With Hooks"

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Published June 25th, 2015

BuzzFeed: "15 Celebrities Who Don't Know Where My Car Keys Are"

Published June 20th, 2015

Medium: "A Man Who Just Woke Up from a 24-Year Coma Reviews ‘Jurassic World’"

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Published June 18th, 2015

BuzzFeed: "The Alternative Ending to the ‘Mad Men’ Series Finale"

Published May 18th, 2015

BuzzFeed: "12 Animals That Prove Humans Aren’t the Only Ones with DadBods"

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Published May 14th, 2015

BuzzFeed: "32 Things To Do When The Internet Goes Down"

Published April 20th, 2015

Medium: "According to Our Career Assessment, You Should Dress Up as the Statue of Liberty and Wave a Sign"

Published April 6th, 2015

Medium: "Secret Starbucks Drink Combinations"

Published March 27th, 2015

Medium: "How Human Organs Respond in Different Situations"

Published March 25th, 2015

Medium: "How to Write a Cover Letter If You Have Peanut Allergies"

Published March 20th, 2015

Medium: "60 Possible Replacements for Jon Stewart"

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Published March 18th, 2015

Medium: "The Marriage Between Kevin and Kevin’s Beard"

Published March 15th, 2015

Medium: "I Used My Dog as a Job Reference"

Published March 11th, 2015

Medium: "Why Churros Should Be the National Snack"

Published March 9th, 2015